Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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