I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I heard we made out
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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