i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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