I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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