no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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