I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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