Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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