If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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