if you like me you must not know who I am
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
