Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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