we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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