me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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