walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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