I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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