Duck Duck Cougar?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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