btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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