I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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