So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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