lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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