We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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