Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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