if i died would you start the facebook group?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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