Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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