so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You had me at "let me see your balls"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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