I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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