So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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