Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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