Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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