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I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.

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(416): View more from Ontario

She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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(904): View more from Florida

it glows. i had to have it.

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(386): View more from Florida

Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table

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(760): View more from California

is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.

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(573): View more from Missouri

She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.

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