ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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