I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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