hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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