Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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