Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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