What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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