I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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