walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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