You really coming over, don't trick.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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