You're completely useless in the revolution.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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