come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We need a shit load of segways right now
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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