So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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