Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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