ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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