You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
