i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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