How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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