Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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