im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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