Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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