I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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