He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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