East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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