Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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